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Vash the Stampede:
    (Episode 1 - The $$60,000,000,000 Man)
  • "To the potty, sir."
  • "Dangerous toys are fun, but you could get hurt!"
  • "Suicide? To tell you the truth, I disaprove a suicide more than anything."
    (Episode 2 - Truth of Mistake)
  • "And I'm known for my bullets never missing thier mark. Espically if it's the heart of a beautiful lady. BANG!"
    (Episode 4 - Love and Peace)
  • "This world is made out of Love & Peace!"
    (Episode 5 - Hard Puncher)
  • "Mama, why does this keep on happening to me? I haven't done anything wrong but I'm always in trouble and everyone is always picking on me. What do I do, Mama?!...Why am I crying in French?" *Notices he's been crying on boxers* "AHH!!!"
    (Episode 9 - Murder Machine)
  • "I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call."
    (Episode 12 - Diablo)
  • "The sky is unbelievably blue... There I go again. Guess it's kinda stupid, huh? Still keep thinking how I'd like to show it to you, even though that's no longer possbile. I just can't help myself..."
  • "The Deadly Dodgeball Head! A simple technique to hold the ball in place with intense suction! Try this at home kids!!"
  • "They're dead. People are dead."
  • "You killed all the people! You killed them all! And you were the one souly responsible for all their deaths! Now you are also going to die!!"
  • "Yea, but I was deaming, Rem. Everything... Everything was so horrbily dry, even peoples' hearts. From far away, as I watched the people who lived there, I always found myself wondering how and why could they possbily keep on living? What motivation did they have that would get up everyday, no matter what, for the rest of their lives??"
  • "This is all I can do. If I... If I shot him now, you really would die. It would be wrong to shoot him, right??"
    (Episode 13 - Vash the Stampede)
  • "I'm not that trusting. I kept my finger on the trigger the whole time."
    (Episode 14 - Little Arcadia)
  • "That makes us even now for your help on the sandsteamer." *Frame shrinkens* "Hey! Is that all the time I get?!" *Frame disappears*
    (Episode 15 - Demons Eye)
  • "Are we there yet?... ARE WE THERE YET?!?!"
  • "You killed them. Even though they did terrible things, the decision of who should and who should not live was never and never will be yours to make!"
  • "Not to mention, during this conversation, I could have grouped you at least five times... Ok, so let's say maybe four times."
  • "What kind of freak are you lady?!"
  • "Instead of spending time cleaning up people, you should be cleaning your house for the man you love. Like me... For example. I am kidding you know..."
  • "It's your job or your life."
  • "I can't explain now. If I did, you would be put in danger." *Perks up 200%* "So it's been a lot of fun, but... Well... I guess that's all!!"
  • "Legato, this time it's my turn to hunt you. I'll find you, whatever it takes."
    (Episode 16 - Fifth Moon)
  • "AW MAN, I ACTUALLY HAVE TO FIGHT THIS GUY!! How can I possibly win such a battle or even have a chance to survive a fight with a guy who smiles with those evil eyes?! The answer is I can't, I'm gonna be slaughterd, that's all. It's not even funny. I should just back out! That's what I should do alright! Yeah, yeah! For once I'm right! Yeah, yeah!"
  • "My name is... VASH THE STAMPEDE!!"
  • "Are you telling me I have only two choices? To die or to let die?!"
  • "I haven't seen anything there at all... Except my own fear."
  • "Not... the light!"
    (Episode 17 - Rem Saverem)
  • "You know, you have me. I won't leave you alone. I promise I won't. Because I really love you, Rem!"
  • "It didn't want to kill the spider. I wanted to save them both!"
  • "Don't worry, Rem. I will... Take care of him."
    (Episode 18 - Goodbye For Now)
  • "It's not your right to decide wheter they live or die. They deserve a chance!"
  • "I have fragmented visions. But more than anything, there's an ache in my heart that tells me I did it."
  • "Whenever I do anything, people die."
  • "Doesn't seem to matter how far I travel, my destiny is always followed by blood and gunsmoke. The result is always the same everytime, mountains of death and derbis."
  • "'Thou shall not kill' remember?! What kind of church man are you anyway??"
    (Episode 19- Hang Fire)
  • "Actually I'm dissing you, not your stupid, broken motorcycle!!"
  • *Singing* "Total slaughter. Total slaughter. I won't leave a single man alive. La di da de di. Genocide. La di da de dud. An ocean of blood. Let's begin. The killing time."

Meryl Stryfe:
    (Episode 1 - The $$60 Billion Man)
  • "What do we do?... Duh, we run away. That's what."
  • "You know, we didn't come out here to save your sorry butt!"
  • "Pretty pathetic hero if you ask me." (about Vash)
    (Episode 5- Hard Puncher)
  • "It's actually him. He's for real, the legendary outlaw, Vash the Stampede."
    (Episode 11 - Escape from Pain)
  • "All of life's journeys come with meetings, partings, and reunions."
    (Episode 12 - Diablo)
  • "Who is he? That's not Vash. That is not the same man. He's walking away. If we let him leave now he'll probably never come back."
    (Episode 13 - Vash the Stampede)
  • "What are you talking about? He wasn't funny, he was down right weird. Milly, no one in the right mind could tell that goofball was him!"
  • "And so he finally took his gun into his hand. He pulled the trigger for the first time to save the very people who had tried to kill him."
  • "Vash the Stampede. Everytime I observe him actions I can't help sense something hidden deep within him. Something we can't begin to understand. But this much is certain. Everyone who has become involved with him has somehow gained an emotion which was once lost."
  • "Who is that man? Can he possibly the real Vash the Stampede? The evil $$60 Billion outlaw with the fire of hell burning in his eyes?"
  • "There's so many sides to him. Which is the real side of Vash?"
    (Epiosde 14 - Little Arcadia)
  • *Cough* "He's not my boyfriend!!... Stop it! I don't even like him!!" (about Vash... ;) )
    (Episode 16 - Fifth Moon)
  • "How can you stand there and say such awful things about him?! I'm mean after all, you have no idea what kind of person he is. I think your disgusting!" (about Vash)
  • "If necessary, we'll follow him to the ends of the earth! It's not only our job, it's become our mission to track him down!"
    (Episode 19 - Hang Fire)
  • "But you know what, despite his frightening and awful reputation, Vash turned out to be more than a regular guy than you would have thought."
  • "Donuts are his favorite food..."

Milly Thompson:
    (Episode 1 - The $$60,000,000,000 Man)
  • "What about that crazy guy?" (about Vash)
    (Episode 11 - Escape from Pain)
  • "Hey Mr. Priest! What a peasant surprise!"
  • "That happened to be my can of pudding! And you wasted it!!" *Pulls out Stungun* (Wolfwood: Whoowee!!)
  • "You should never get between people and their pudding!"
  • "Second-hand smoke is bad for the baby, darling." (to Wolfwood)
    (Episode 12 - Diablo)
  • "I don't think we can stop him. The way he's acting, I don't think anyone can stop right now." (about Vash)
    (Episode 13 - Vash the Stampede)
  • "I thought Vash was really funny back then. I laughed all the time."
  • "That's true. You're right. I can't very well leave the two of you alone together so I suppose I better come along." (to Meryl about Vash)
    (Episode 16 - Fifth Moon)
  • "Mr. Vash, you're jerk. You made Meryl cry... I'll never ever forgive you for this."
    (Episode 19 - Hang Fire)
  • "Well I'm being punished for coming in late for work, 20 times in row."
  • "I guess that means were going to get dragged into trouble again."
  • "I feel so silly. It must have slipped my mind. Darn it... I hate being wrong."

Nicholas D. Wolfwood:
    (Episode 11 - Escape From Pain)
  • "No, no. I can't do that! What am I thinking? I'm a man of God for God's sakes!"
  • "Oh, my. I'm about to go down in flames..."
  • "Sometimes the answers just crash down from heaven."
  • "Oh yea. Geez, sorry about that honey." (to Milly)
  • "She does everything I can't. Like it's no big deal. It's really irritating." (about Milly)
  • "And besides, whenever I look at you, I'm reminded of everything I hate about myself. You know it hurts." (to Vash)
    (Episode 16 - Fifth Moon)
  • "Is this the path you have chosen, is it Vash the Stampede?"
    (Episode 18 - Goodbye For Now)
  • "I finally found you, you dumb jerk. What's a legendary guy like you doing in a place like this?"
  • "If you want this pathetic little existance so bad that you'd give up everything else... Then go for it."
    (Episode 19 - Hang Fire)
  • "Why is that I always run into so much trouble when your around?" (to Vash)
  • "I've always had my suspictions you were no mere mortal. But I never imagined you actually... A cat... Wait! What the hell am I saying?! Where is that idiot?!!"
  • "We're nothing like God. Not only do we have limited powers, we sometimes are driven to become the devil himself."

Millions Knives:
    (Episode 17 - Rem Saverem)
  • "But is it right to live if it means such huge sacrifices?"
  • "Just a small change of heart, that's all. Besides, if we stay the same, there's no individuality."
    (Episode 18 - Goodbye For Now)
  • "Now everything that brought you and Rem together is gone."
  • "Now it's time to take this garbage and get rid of it forever!!"

Legato Bluesummers:
    (Episode 12 - Diablo)
  • "Ive come here to warn you. Im afraid your life is going to end. Today."
  • "Your reaction was better than I hoped. Youre fun."
  • "But to think I could kill every man, woman, and child here in the blink of an eye if I wanted to. The power of death is intoxicating."
  • "...Humans are a total waste of life..."
    (Episode 15 - Demons Eye)
  • "A fork please."
  • "I intend to eventually destroy all of mankind, right down to the very last speck of dust yet... Why is it that you insist on meeting your death sooner?"
  • "It's simple. You're the first to die."
  • "But at least you know, just how much pain there is in living."
  • "The day it all ends is near. I advise you to make good use of the time you have left."
  • "It must be the way you look, Vash the Stampede. Your very existance seems to cause me undue irritation."
  • "Humans, how pathetic."
    (Episode 16- Fifth Moon)
  • "It's a simple formula. The greater the tragedy, the greater the emotional effect."
  • "Do you intend to die, Vash the Stampede? The time has come for you to use it. Go ahead, use it. Use it. It is something only you can do. Use it, quickly!"

Rem Saverem:
    (Episode 12 - Diablo)
  • "It's just that you're always so serious, even when your dreaming."
  • "The choices we make in life have unlimited possiblities. All I can do is think about them."
    (Episode 17 - Rem Saverem)
  • "Because they're angels... Perhaps we should pay more attention to them. Vash and Knives could be angels God sent us to point us in the right direction. They may even quide us to our dream."
  • "And if you keep your vision clear, you will see the future. What happens in our future is our own responsiblity."
  • "No one has the right to take the life of another..."
  • "Vash, take care of Knives..."

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